Polka dots and muffin tops

On the day I get to sleep in, gardeners graced my home with their presence at 7:30am

know what else is annoying?

when you vent on tumblr because it’s a place reserved for whatever the fuck i want to say and one of your followers thinks it’s necessary to get involved in real life when they know nothing about the situation   =D 

maybe i’m just a bitch, but to me it’s not really okay to continuously re-befriend people who keep screwing you over and say that we are bad people so they can’t be our friends….i don’t know i’m sure it’s just me

oh lord, when will it be my turn to shower my friends in the ever annoying love i have for someone?

oh lord, when will it be my turn to shower my friends in the ever annoying love i have for someone?

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

yoannmichaux:

Anti-Theft Lunch Zipper Bags

My new finding:
Women are retarded!
And yes I am one

where are my training wheels


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